My Reaction to Mad Max: Fury Road and the Utter Perfection that is Imperator Furiosa

Content Warning: Contains some NSFW language. This article was originally posted to my tumblr blog on 5.20.2015.

Okay so. Buckle up, kids. It’s time for Furiosa feels.

Here’s the thing.

I am what’s called a fetal amputee. Fancy way for saying I was born with a missing limb. I’ve written about this on here before, but it’s been a long time and I’ve gained a lot of new followers recently (hai guyz) so it might be news to some of you.

This is me.


[ Above image: A photo of the author, a woman missing her left hand from just after the elbow down. ]

This is Charlize Theron as Furiosa.


[ Above image: Furiosa from Mad Max: Fury Road – the character is missing her left hand from just after the elbow down. ]

I finally wound up going to see this movie Monday night after work, by myself, cause I was too thirsty for it and couldn’t wait for my friends to be available. Everyone was out of town this weekend for various reasons, so I figured I’d just wait for someone to go with, but then Facebook started talking about how amazing it was and I just couldn’t put it off any longer. So that’s how I ended up in a theater last night, completely by myself – not another soul in the room, sobbing my eyes out.

Because you guys. I am turning 30 years old next week. I’ve been a fan of action film my entire life. And I have NEVER seen a physically disabled, kickass, female lead character in a Hollywood movie EVER – not once, until yesterday.

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Top 10 Books of 2012 (Read, not published)

I like making lists. I’ll admit it. I’m a list maker. So at the end of the year I like to make a lists of all my favorite things from that year. Now, in this case, these are not all books that were published in 2012, they are just books I read in 2012. I’m way late on some of these books, and I realize that. I’m also kind of late on doing New Year stuff. *shrug* I regret nothing.

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Finally finished The Millennium Trilogy yesterday…

Oh man. Oh man. Ohhh man. Epic long post coming up in the next few days, but… suffice to say. The final book did NOT disappoint. Lisbeth Salander is my waifu.

Reading tons of great books lately. Right now I’m working on the first in Molly Harper’s “Nice Girls Don’t” series. Omg that woman is absolutely hilarious. The MC is a recently fired librarian who is shot by a drunk hunter who mistakes her for a deer in the woods, after which she is changed into a vampire. Hijinks ensue. This book is definitely feeding my need for actual GOOD vampire fiction, which is something I have been lacking since finishing The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice about 15 years ago. And it’s FUNNY. Awesome. The literary world definitely needs more monster comedy.

So what are you guys reading right now?

Help! I’ve fallen prey to a sappy pet story! Laura reads “Dewey”

I’ve been eyeballing this book with the adorable orange kitty on the cover for a very long time. Finally I couldn’t take it anymore, and I needed something new to read. This is a dramatic re-enactment of what I look like about 10 pages in:

For those who have no idea what I’m talking about:

Dewey was a library cat, which is exactly what it sounds like. Cat Channel dot com gives a brief history of cats living in libraries; a tradition which seems to date back all the way to Ancient Egypt:

Throughout the ages, library cats have upheld literary works, inspired reading and literacy programs, boosted librarian morale and befriended patrons. Experts trace the origins of library cats to ancient times, when Herodotus reported the existence of libraries in Egyptian temples. While many felines prowled the fields of early Egypt protecting crops, others underwent special training to stop rodents and serpents from infesting houses and temples, where preserved papyrus has since been unearthed.

So I found that background pretty interesting. But, back to Dewey. His story begins on a cold morning in January. The librarians of Spencer Public Library have just begun their day when they hear a strange noise coming from the after hours drop box. It sounds like an animal. Fearing some wild creature, Vicki Myron peeks cautiously into the box and is startled by what she finds there. Huddled in a corner, frozen and scared, is a tiny kitten. After a warm bath in the office sink, Dewey feels a little better and begins purring and rubbing his face on anyone who will let him. His paws remain injured from frost-bite for his first week or so at the library, but that doesn’t stop him from exploring his surroundings and getting to know any and everyone he can. The staff and patrons immediately fall in love with him and it is decided he will stay. They name him Dewey Readmore Books after the Dewey Decimal System. From young to old, Dewey is loved by and inspires everyone he meets. Yes, it’s a mushy pet story book… and it’s wonderful. Go read it!

There is also a children’s picture book version, Dewey: There’s a Cat in the Library!

Ugh, now I want a cat for our library SO BAD.

PS: I found this Google Map of all the library cats around the world. Apparently a good number of libraries still have them! Pretty cool!

Review Thursday: 11/22/63 by Stephen King

Originally posted on GoodReads – Nov. 2011

So, yeah. Stephen King is still the master of suspense. In case you were wondering. In this latest behemoth of a novel, the plot runs something like this:

1) Guy goes back in time.

2) Guy prevents the Kennedy assassination.

3) Profit ???

4) Yeah… Not so much on the profit.

I really liked King’s approach to time travel in this. The method of time travel is a naturally occurring portal rather than a machine or otherwise man-made thing. Al discovers it completely by accident and has no idea as to how it works. All he knows is that it does work, and in exactly the same way every time. You simply step through the invisible doorway in space-time, and boom, there you are. But there’s a hitch. (Of course) Once you step through the portal, you always come out in exactly the same time. The exact same date and time, every time. When returning through the portal to the original side, the traveler loses exactly 2 minutes from the time they initially stepped through, no matter how much time was spent in the past. In this way, every time a traveler goes through the portal, to the people they encounter on the other side… It’s the first time they’ve seen you. Interesting. But of course this also means that if you want to get to a specific date anytime in the future beyond the original starting date… You must simply wait it out. There’s no quick and easy way for time travel in this situation. This is where it gets interesting.


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Science Fiction Fans: Read “Analog!”

I’ve recently become really interested in the short story as a writing form. Nowadays it’s easy to forget that there was a time not so long ago that the “tale” was the leading form of published creative writing, and the novel did not yet exist.

In any case, if you’re looking for a great source of sci-fi short stories, here’s a journal for you: Analog – Science Fiction and Fact. Analog offers short stories from some of sci-fi’s greats, as well as up and coming writers. That’s the fiction. As for the fact, Analog also publishes non-fiction articles on topics pertaining to current events in the scientific community.

So go check it out. You can get Analog at Books-A-Million, Barnes and Noble, or subscribe through Analog‘s site to get your new copy delivered directly to you every month. It’s also available as an e-book for Nook or Kindle.

Reading short stories is a good way to get us thinking about writing short stories. If you don’t feel you’re ready to tackle a novel yet, or if you want a small side project to distract you from your novel, maybe try a short story. Too often I think it’s easy to forget that there are other forms out there aside from novels. There is still a place in the publishing industry for short fiction. And getting a few short stories published in journals like Analog might be a nice way to build a reputation for yourself when starting out as a published writer.

Book Review: Erin Hunter’s “Warriors” Series, and Why EVERYONE Should Read Kids’ Fiction.

Having a bad day? Feeling bogged down in life? GO READ A KIDS’ BOOK.

Seriously. I am such a proponent of adults reading more children’s literature. Be it a storybook or a beginning chapter book… Kids’ fiction is to be enjoyed by all. There is no age limit on storytime.

Case in point. One of my absolute favorite children’s book series: Warriors.

So, right off… It’s about CATS. And who doesn’t like stories with personified animals? I mean, come on. Secondly, it’s a coming of age story about a young boy (who just happens to be a cat) searching for his own identity and place in the world. That’s appealing to everyone, not just kids!

The first book, Into the Wild, serves as an introduction to the world and a recurring conflict for our main character that will span the course of the first series.

Our MC is a young cat named Rusty who lives at Twolegplace with his human owners. Rusty lives a happy and comfortable life as a house cat, but spends his afternoons at the edge of his garden, peering off into the wild woods beyond and wondering what adventures might await him there. One day, he decides to just go for it, and slips over his fence and into the woods. In the forest, Rusty encounters a wild cat who attacks him! But despite this confrontational first meeting, the wild cat (whom we learn is named Graypaw) is impressed with Rusty’s courage and fighting ability. He tells Rusty strange and wonderful things about the cats of the forest; there are four Clans – Windclan, Shadowclan, Riverclan, and Graypaw’s own Clan, Thunderclan. The forest cats live by an ancient code of honor and respect to their ancestors in Starclan who guide and watch over the forest from above. Rusty is fascinated by all this, and dreams of becoming a forest cat. But does Rusty have what it takes to run with the wild cat Clans? Or will his soft and comfortable kittypet upbringing be too much for him to overcome?

The Warriors series is written by 4 ladies who collectively write under the name Erin Hunter. They are Victoria Holmes, Kate Cary, Cherith Baldry, and Tui Sutherland. Together they have written over 40 Warriors books spanning the course of 4 separate series, with an additional manga form series, and several stand alone books as well. I think it is safe to say the series is doing well, and is one of the most popular series for young readers right now.

One thing that I love most about Warriors is the sort of… Catspeak words our authors have come up with for expressing certain concepts from a cat’s point of view. Words like kittypet, Twoleg, Thunderpath. They are words for things that are either concepts in the human world that would seem alien to a cat and must therefore be reinvented, or words for concepts that fall outside the realm of human understanding. For example, a kittypet is a housecat. It’s generally considered a derogatory word among Clan cats because it implies weakness. To humans, there’s no need to make distinction between wild cats and housecats; they’re all just cats, right? Not so, from a cat’s point of view! Anyway, I like that. The use of these made-up words does a lot to put the reader in the frame of mind of the characters they are reading about.

Another thing I love about this series is that it seems to be directed towards and appeal to children of all genders. I have such a problem with anything for kids that is catered to “just girls” or “just for boys” whether it be toys, or books, or clothes, or whatever. So the fact that this series has a little something for everyone is good. It’s got adventure and heroics, but also character driven story, and even a little romance. Kids appropriate romance, of course, but you get the idea.

Warriors is a great and fun series for anyone who likes a little adventure and fantasy and characters overcoming insurmountable odds. Also kitties! ❤

The ladies behind Erin Hunter also write another series about bears called Seekers, and will be debuting their brand new series about dogs living in a post-apocalyptic world called Survivors later this summer!

Anyway. Go read a kids book! You’ll be glad you did!

Until next time,

Laura ❤

John Green Addiction

So I’m currently on a major John Green kick. I initially became aware of him through his Youtube projects that he co-writes with his brother Hank and a whole team of awesome people who work hard every week to give us amazing content like:

VlogBrothers – Weekly Vlogs from Hank and John Green

CrashCourse – Educational Shorts on World History (with John) and Biology (with Hank) Topics

SciShow – News and Goings on in the world of SCIENCE

So anyway. Both Hank and John are awesome bros. After John blogged about his newest book The Fault in Our Stars, I of course had to check out his novels. Come to find out; all of his books are Teen Fiction, my favorite! So I spent the last week flying through his novels. My plan is to do a weekly book review post; so I’ll definitely do full reviews on these at some point, but for now let’s just say that all of his books are both awesome and incredibly sad, but also hopeful. Teen lit at it’s finest, if you ask me. So go to your local bookstore and ask for John Green!

Until next time, and as we say in Nerdfighteria, DON’T FORGET TO BE AWESOME!

~ Laura